all the birds and the b’s part deux


Bubble. Today I went to the University Hospital to undergo a tuberculosis examination, a required procedure for immigrants to Norway. The whole thing was a two-step procedure, which began with blowing a bubble of air from the syringe into just under my skin. It’s freaky! Seeing a bubble grow from your skin, not to mention the chilling millli-second pain it gave, is not so much fun. Then the usual x-ray thingie came next, and it would have been more fun undressing to a hot guy nurse. By the way, the hospital complex didn’t look like a hospital complex – you know, that place with sick people, contained diseases, and where the scent of antiseptic peppers the air. It’s like the Royal Grounds, grand buildings and ornate architecture galore. It’s gorgeous!

Birds. It’s not a cuckatoo I’m talking about. It’s a cock-a-too! At the gym. During some downtime at the sauna. Some guy, okay okay hot, started playing with his birdie when there was just the two of us inside that scorching Finnish invention. As you would have guessed, I didn’t do anything, since I’m a *ehem ehem* committed young man. Well, would you?Beef Brocolli. I cooked beef brocolli tonight. And that’s a feat considering I have never cooked more than pastas, fried eggs and sausages before in my life. It actually tasted good. Knut and I finished a bowl of it, with rice of course. I’m happy, I’m proud. Now, off to download some more recipes…Blimey! I am so amazed with the transportation system here in Oslo. The choices of getting from here to there abound, thanks to the tram, the buses, the subway and the taxis snaking around the city. Save the space in your pocket for small change since you can actually just pay using these prepaid cards – daily, weekly, monthly, flexi – on any of them. And what I have, the Flexikort, allows for free transfers on any city transportation within an hour after the time-stamp in your first embarkation. And what blows my mind is Trafikanten, a tourist information bureau with helpful information on public transportation throughout Oslo, which also has a website where you could check your travelling options from point A to point B – exact time, stops, and transfer points included.Boys. I haven’t made any new Man(ila)-O-Mission posts since I’m now clueless as to who’s who in Manila’s brood of blood-boiling men. While I am preparing a delicious post on hot guys off the streets of Oslo, here’s one of the guys back in Manila who never fails to take my breath away with his ripped body and highly visible big bulge every time he performs on screen, never fails – meet Carlos Agassi.Burp.


10 Responses to “all the birds and the b’s part deux”

  1. 1 allan July 26, 2006 at 4:06 pm

    coolio! i’m the first one to comment to your newest entry.

    did i mention that i once talked to carlos agassi when we were in a gym at YMCA-makati? yeah, i came to him and asked if he’s taking up computer science at dlsu-m but he wasn’t. if my memory serves me correctly, that time he took double LOAs (leave of absence) from school (he’s into psych).

    he’s a nice guy… =)

  2. 2 RennyBA July 26, 2006 at 10:11 pm

    Great to see you are adjusted in Oslo – even before my guidience LoL!
    Yes, the public transportation is great – so now you see why I take the express bus to work every day:-)
    Glad to see you and Knut are doing fine – see you soon!

  3. 3 Jay July 27, 2006 at 12:33 am

    Not my type, I’m afraid. He doesn’t really do anything for me – well, apart from making me very very envious! That is some body!

  4. 4 R*Y A N July 27, 2006 at 7:59 am

    he played with his what??? and you turned a blind (mouth) eye to it??? for shame, mark. tsk tsk.

    heheh. way to go resist temptation.

    ps. carlos is like the filipino version of ‘bam-bam’ from the flinstones. plenty brawn, not much brains. i’d do him. ;)

  5. 5 charles ravndal July 27, 2006 at 8:05 pm

    That’s quite hot in the sauna. I should venture into one of those. Just kidding!

    I used to have a huge crush on Carlos Agassi

  6. 6 savante July 28, 2006 at 5:28 am

    GASP. You are committed? To who? HOw did I miss this… or was it during one of my bimbo lapses?


  7. 7 callën aléssandro July 28, 2006 at 5:59 pm

    yeah mark, who are u commited to?
    btw, carlos is hot. i wonder if he’s hairy down there, isnt he like part middle eastern?

  8. 8 Moja July 29, 2006 at 7:14 am

    Ok. im not a nun or a seminary virgin.. hehe… the issue is still fresh.. hehe..

    I’ve sent my email to you just now.. hehe.. =)

  9. 9 Mark July 29, 2006 at 3:06 pm

    Hi Alan! I am SO JEALOUS, you slut! :-)

    Hi Renny! I am adjusting pretty well, well for now at least. I don’t know when the winter comes. See you soon!

    Hi Jay! No surprise there, most of my friends, gay or otherwise, do not find him attractive at all. But that, indeed, is some body!

    Hi R*yan! Oh I didn’t realize you could be so naughty. I’m sure he’d go bottom, given the right nudge and some mind trick. Hard to resist it, yeah, but I managed. Woot!

    Hi Charles! I’m sure you’d have a sweaty time – from the steam or otherwise.

    Hi Paul! Yes, I am committed and we’ve just celebrated our 25th month.

    Hi Callen! I’m sure he is both hairy down there and hung. He’s half-Iranian I think. And you know what they say about those sub-Saharan men and their penises.

    Hi Moja! Read your email, thanks! But don’t worry about it, it’s a normal thing for a guy to do. We’re highly visual and tactile, you know.

    Thanks for visiting!!!

  10. 10 Kiss My Mike August 5, 2006 at 2:59 pm

    wow i had no idea carlos agassi is all buffed now.

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