So that’s what it feels like getting a vichy shower. So that’s what it feels like having a thalasso body scrub – like ten thousand cold needles pricking your skin. So that’s what it feels like being showered, scrubbed, “brushed” and stared down at by your hot masseur… in your full nakedness and in full Moroccan-lamp lights, no less.

I decided to get a “Fabulously Royale” (how more gay could that get?) Royal Turkish Massage tonight at my favorite spa haunt. The hand/arm-phallus brushing didn’t end in the Turkish bath. The inevitable stiffening scenario extended well into the Swedish massage as my hot masseur sexily spread cocoa butter on my skin with every skilled stroke.

The night at the spa was long. All I could remember were a steam room, a musical chairs of guys, towels dropped, knees bent, hushed directions, sounds of sin, bodies stiffening, silent sighing.

Oh f**k.


11 Responses to “spantastic!”

  1. 1 Jay December 10, 2005 at 1:53 am

    OK, you’re gonna have to get a lot more explicit than that! You know, rampant orifice violations, exchanges of seminal fluids, rhythmic pumping, stuff like that.

  2. 2 ~*galenlondeien*~ December 10, 2005 at 8:39 am

    hahaha! so, was there a f**k? ;)

  3. 3 Chas Ravndal December 10, 2005 at 8:01 pm

    hello mark thanks for the kind words. Sauna is not really common in Norway or I could probably travel to Spa centers which is still a bit far since I dont live in the city sentrum. Unlike in Finland where almost every house has sauna rooms just like in my aunt’s house when I spent my summer there.

  4. 4 Mark December 11, 2005 at 4:12 am

    hey Jay!
    hahaha! didn’t need to state the obvious, but it sure would have made my entry a better and visual read. thanks for dropping by!

    hey karen!
    you’re sooooo bad to be asking that ;-) naughty naughty

    hey charles!
    it would be really nice if we all had saunas in our own houses. saves the trip to the spa center. but then again, that would cut out the action wouldn’t it? ;-) hope you’d feel better very very soon; take care!

  5. 5 SHigeki December 11, 2005 at 4:45 pm

    It would be better to have a sauna at each one’s house? no, no, no, then, where do you get to BLOW OFF the stress among other things?? :-)

    Oh, I am so going to a sleazy sauna tonight. ;-)

  6. 6 Mark December 11, 2005 at 4:59 pm

    Exacto-mundo, Shigeki! Hope you got to BLOW OFF some stress at your sleazy sauna tonight. Hahahaha!

  7. 7 myke December 13, 2005 at 5:24 am

    sounds like i need a vacation in manila

  8. 8 savante December 13, 2005 at 9:11 am

    You are so inviting us to a sauna when we go there.


  9. 9 Mark December 13, 2005 at 6:46 pm

    You are so welcome to go here anytime, myke! Have a taste, er, touch, er, feel of Manila’s boys, er, Manila. ^_^

    Definitely, Paul, definitely. So when are you touching down Manila? :-)

  10. 10 Anonymous November 3, 2006 at 5:20 am

    hello. where exactly is this sauna located?

  11. 11 Mark November 3, 2006 at 7:58 pm

    It’s along J. Bocobo, right after Spirits Bar and near Remedios Circle. Enjoy!

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